< Archive Blog 2004 >
14 12 2004 [ bizarre ] a message from the
riaa 12 12 2004 [ messenger 7 ] important new
functionality ;)
10 12 2004 [ news : uk ] a bit of
festive spirit :)
09 12 2004 [ tech : mobile ] fortunately,
this is in New Zealand...
09 12 2004 [ reindeertastic... ] Well I couldn't exactly bring down the tone of Woking , could I?
As it is, an army of sports casual wearing chavsters and pram pushing blondes have been stopping to see the festive sight that is my house.
3 people (other than me) have paused to take photos, so maybe I'll appear in the intellectual tone that is the 'Woking Review'.
photo 1 |
photo 2 25 11 2004 [ uk : music ] proving he is just as stupid as his wife, Brian McFadden's
text mistake.
24 11 2004 [ music ] jealous? , moi? 21 11 2004 [ photoshoppery ] My birthday marked by my colleagues with this
movie tribute.
20 11 2004 [ my birthday ] My girlfriend and I (both 28) decided to re-live our student days and have rehomed a road cone. It looked so lonely in its Covent Garden home that in our alcohol fueled state we escorted it the 29.7 miles home by tube, train and on foot. Coming downstairs the next morning i couldn't help but smile.
Cone is now very happy performing parking space guarding in the Surrey area and can be booked for your function on (01483) ....
16 11 2004 [ uk : music ] ha ha. busted (popular beat combo for the uninitiated) only get 3 words to sing in the 2004
band aid release... 15 11 2004 [ tech : privacy ] Lexmark drivers employed by FBI?
13 11 2004 [ uk : politics ] The man, the legend, Boris Johnson sacked.
Bring Back Boris.
07 11 2004 [ hippotastic ] as animal adopters, we got to go into the hippo enclosure @
london zoo :)
01 11 2004 [ 8 lives ] a
colourfast kitten.
01 11 2004 [ photoshoppery ] Return to work to find
this on the wall. :)
26 10 2004 [ media : music ] If Elvis were alive today, I think he'd really understand happy hardcore. -
Sir John Peel (1939-2004)
25 10 2004 [ :) ] Today sees the start of 'British Sausage Week' organised by the
British Sausage Appreciation Society. No, I'm not joking, it's a very serious subject, a non-political 'hot potato', well hot sausage anyway.
24 10 2004 [ holiday ] Off to Sunny
Stockholm for 4 days :)
07 10 2004 [ out & about ] celebrated helen's birthday @
Club Vision on Bognor pier.
05 10 2004 [ local ] 30 years ago to the day. The
event that led to a massive miscarriage of justice.
21 09 2004 [ news ] Some of the reasons
ASBOs are issued defy belief. As does the behaviour that proceeds them.
20 09 2004 [ the force ] Star wars trilogy released day, I wonder how many people are watching tonight?
Definitely a drain on the national grid as a million living rooms echo with the words 'help me obi wan kenobi...'.
15 09 2004 [ tech : virus ] Receive 3 copies of
Netsky.
10 09 2004 [ irony ] Quality post on private eye website concerning the bigots that are the
KKK. 04 09 2004 [ holiday ] Off to
Palma Nova today.
01 09 2004 [ m$ woes ] XP SP2 + Dell Inspiron = #$&%!!! or how to waste an hour correcting the display driver :(
26 08 2004 [ uk : news ] Like
this will work. Wishful thinking.
24 08 2004 [ tech : virus ] Spend most of my day sorting out a pc with no virus protection. W32.Mydoom.M@mm and Backdoor.Zincite.A had collectively made a fair mess of it.
20 08 2004 [ cool ] Whatever next, the world's only water-skiing squirrel.
17 08 2004 [ :) ] Some photoshop
magic from an ex collegue with way too much time on his hands. I'm pretty sure this never happened anyway...
13 08 2004 [ news : weird ] at least the uk education system hasn't got
this bad yet.
13 08 2004 [ news : weirder ] I'll
have a
pizza that.
11 08 2004 [ channel 235 : tonight :) ] erm… 05 08 2004 [ dilbert ] classic.
04 08 2004 [ news : satire ] A new twist on
vandalism c/o
banksy.
24 07 2004 [ the great outdoors ] Guystonbury 2004. My pics
here.
20 07 2004 [ spam! ] 547 spam emails this month so a change of email address is imminent. This month's most interesting is on Mosquitos and the West Nile Virus. It doesnt appear to want to sell me anything and hence is fairly unique in a mailbox otherwise full of offers to sell me viagra and investment opportunities.
11 07 2004 [ 4x4 ] Spent Saturday getting sunburnt (and muddy) @ Beaulieu's annual
4x4 show and off road track. An evening party followed before spending a very enjoyable (and wet) Sunday doing 'Rapid Running' at the
National Water Sports Centre in Nottingham.
03 07 2004 [ it security : spyware ] yet another job for
Hijack this, sorting out a spyware invested neighbour's pc.
01 07 2004 [ xfiles ] A relevent
(season 9) xfiles quote I particularly like. 'I always said there's three kinds of people in the world: Them who make things happen, them who watch things happen and them who wonder what happened.'
24 06 2004 [ eek : sport! ] Both
England and
Germany out of Euro 2004 now. Supporting the Czechs now on the basis they beat Germany and I had a great time in their capital the other week.
23 06 2004 [ tech : www ] google pagerank dropped back to 3 :/
19 06 2004 [ :) ] have been accused of painting
this on....
16 06 2004 [ news : technology ] After years of hoaxes, the first genuine virus to effect
mobile phones will work on mine ;)
14 06 2004 [ :) ] Callipygian What a beautiful word.
12 06 2004 0645 [ prague stag weekend ] Having decided that sleep is for mortals, i'm in the hotel lobby having just returned from the city. Doesnt seem much point in going to bed so have stocked up on red bull instead. To summarise the previous 12 hours, we dressed as women, took a speedboat ride down the Vltava at 10pm and attempted to destroy our livers with czech ale. Return home tonight.
11 06 2004 0517 [ prague stag weekend ] First night over with, can report liver is still intact after witnessing the delights of Prague. Taxi drivers all think they are Jenson Button, which only added to the adrenaline rush that was a night in Europe's most beautiful city.
03 06 2004 [ conspiracy? ] The Bilderberg group gets some mainstream coverage courtesy of the BBC.
31 05 2004 [ rant : spam ] This month I have mostly been receiving… SPAM! 509 adverts for viagra, european lotteries and young nubile ladies inviting you to visit their website…
29 05 2004 [ homelands ] Spent the day (& night) at Homelands @ Matterly Bowl in Winchester with 34,999 others!
Best set was undoubtably
2manydjs aka Soulwax. They play a much harder, less commercial set live, hence if you were expecting a bootleg frenzy like the radio soulwax series then you will have been disapointed. The mixing was seamless, and the crowd ecstatic.
Other highlights were the Cuban Brothers (a mad breakdancing duo) and the Scratch Perverts with their 4 person , 8 deck mixing which was very impressive. Photos in
gallery, news coverage
here .
25 05 2004 [ ironically ] After the earlier post, get a 7 day wonder
here.
25 05 2004 [ news : opinion ] Have to
disagree with Red Ken.
21 05 2004 [ reading list ] 'Heretics of Dune' added to my reading list. the baddies are women who exercise control over men by sheer sexual technique. :)
17 05 2004 [ culture : east ] Looks like i've snookered myself if i ever want to go swimming in
Japan…
15 05 2004 [ out & about ] Visited the
National Gallery to see El Greco exhibition. Made up for the cuture shock by drinking before and after mind. The fantastic
Covent Garden Street Performers definitely worth a mention.
14 05 2004 [ news: uk media ] Good riddance. Piers Moron finally goes too far.
08 05 2004 [ random thought ] Welsh women are beautiful.
Old news to everyone else, but somehow relevent today. Famous examples being
Kylie, Catherine Zeta Jones & Charlotte Church (hey, she's legal now).
30 04 2004 [ out & about : entertainment ] Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Have waited so long for this film. Fortunately it exceeded my expectations. Directed by Michael Gondry (cool music vids including chemical brothers, kylie, bjork) and written by Charlie Kaufman (Being John Malkovich). Oh, and stars Jim Carey (playing a 'normal' character for once) and the gorgeousness that is Kate Winslet…
19 04 2004 [ news : entertainment ] Fantastic news, the timing of which has nothing to do with Angelina's new film 'Taking Lives' coming out on friday…
18 04 2004 [ tech : www ] google pagerank of 4 achieved, though not sure how. we'll see how long this lasts…
13 04 2004 [ muppets ] Mahna Mahna, do doo be-do-do…
09 04 2004 [ weird science ] also available in
yellow, and orange, green, pink, blue…
03 04 2004 [ urbandictionary ] I think the second
definition is going a bit far…
01 04 2004 [ april fool's day ] The great tradition of seeing who is gullible enough to fall for jokes, believe strange stories etc. One from BBC News
here and a history of April 1st hoaxes
here. I believe this to be Google's
effort... 20 03 2004 [ news : entertainment ] An inspired
choice. Can't we reunite him with his Jude co-star Kate Winslet for the Doctor's obligatory sassy assistant though?
17 03 2004 [ tech : www ] GeoUrl Lists sites run by people geographically near me.
13 03 2004 [ who? ] Drunkenly introduced myself to the Colin Baker (the sixth doctor) in a local pub.
10 03 2004 [ links : amusing ] Googlism. What google thinks of you. Fortunately searching for
Doering doesnt bring up anything rude, unlike most friends names I tried.
07 03 2004 [ links : amusing ] Spend too much time on the tube and you start seeing
things...
04 03 2004 [ start saving... ] £1M well spent (hopefully). ;)
28 02 2004 [ spam ] Spam count feb 04 : 411
21 02 2004 [ Acronym of the day ] MBC (thats Moral Boosting Curry) ;)
17 02 2004 [ tech : bluetooth ] The last 3 days have vanished into bluetooth hell following upgrading my mobile to a Nokia 6600 and syncronising it with the laptop via a bt pcmcia card. The implementation of bluetooth in XP is somewhat backwards to say the least :(
17 02 2004 [ UK : TV ] Damn fine cherry pie. Lynch's Twin Peaks is in the list of
'cool tv'.
15 03 2004 [ tech : www ] Dropped from #1 spot in google results for some reason. Think the closure of my other sites (which had reciprocal links) has caused this. Pagerank on toolbar currently : 1.
13 02 2004 [ superstitious ? ] Paraskevidekatriaphobia. Fear of Friday the 13th (and 56,000 points in Scrabble).
12 02 2004 [ new motto? ] 'Good Beer, Good Curry and Bad Women'. Words of wisdom featured on pot noodle sauce sachet. Well they got 2 right, shame about the curry...
10 02 2004 [ tech : bluetooth ] Bluetooth security flaw
revealed 09 02 2004 [ news : scary ] Student debt reaches new
depths.
06 02 2004 [ muppets ] Miss Piggy wants in on the publicity too…
05 02 2004 [ tech : www ] Everyone
searches net for forementioned "wardrobe malfunction" , and those fortunate enough to have tivo boxes choose to
replay it. :)
02 02 2004 [ media : pop ] Loads of media coverage of a
"wardrobe malfunction".Oh, and (totally coincidently) janet has a new album out shortly.
31 01 2004 [ spam ] Spam count jan 04 : 352
29 01 2004 [ tech : telecoms ] Phone upgrade definitely on the cards. ;)
28 01 2004 [ helpful ] Useful error message of the day 28 01 2004 [ tech : virus ] receive 6 copies of 'mydoom'
19 01 2004 [ beer ] German
ingenuity ;)
18 01 2004 [ tech : virus ] Within minutes of a friend plugging in his broadband (minus firewall),
msblast AND
lovesan hop on and keeps me 'entertained' (grrr…) sorting out the mess. Meanwhile, my own laptop needs
HijackThis' to identify & remove a small army of spyware applications.
18 01 2004 [ tech : spyware ] Technical links section updated with links to anti-spyware tools.
16 01 2004 [ :) ] The Royal Mail are launching custom stamps, the daily mail mocking up
this very lickable one up to demonstrate.
14 01 2004 If I repeat
this enough times I may even convince myself...
13 01 2004 [ news : bizarre ] Words fail me at
this… 12 01 2004 CMPI
Awards for Business Excellence @ Grosvenor hotel, Park Lane hosted by the hilarious
Bill Bailey. My pics in
good times.
10 01 2004 (01:02) Friday Night / Saturday Morning in Woking. Pub (The Station) > Bar (Yates) > Pizza Hut (hey, it was cheap!) and then back to Bar. Mr Potato Head aka Steve Mcfadden (Phil Mitchell, Eastenders, UK TV) made an appearance in our local 'yates' and was pr
08 01 2004 [ news : bizarre ] A colleague of mine found
this. Quite what he was doing on the newsround site I don't know.
08 01 2004 Projects Update : Poptotty domain expires today. Am closing the site after 2 years as updating it was too time consuming. Do have other music orientated projects planned though.
06 01 2004 6 years on, UK authorities finally get the go ahead to BEGIN
investigations...
05 01 2004 Found another amusing 'hobby'.
Bluejacking.
02 01 2004 Having been practically nocturnal for the past 10 days, getting up proved a little difficult this morning. Back to the real world meaning i can only fit in a couple of movies a night ;)
01 01 2004 (01:34) Back from bar, started the new year with a couple of random kisses :) Rounding of the evening with
American Beauty, still my fave film.